He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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