Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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