i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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