Dual....:-)
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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