She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Randomize
