I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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