Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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