butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I intend to get homeless drunk
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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