Barsexuality is the new black.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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