That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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