love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just forgot I was standing up.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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