six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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