New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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