I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
