I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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