i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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