I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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