Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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