It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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