I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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