I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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