I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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