if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
