I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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