Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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