This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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