Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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