So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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