i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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