Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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