Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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