5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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