No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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