i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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