Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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