She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
