Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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