i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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