just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I need to calm my uterus...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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