do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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