i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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