A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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