New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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