Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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