Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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