Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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