so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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