I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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