there was a trapeze. enough said
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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