Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Randomize
